Thursday, October 17, 2013

Does Crossing the Green Line Affect Bowel Movement?

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The "Green Line" is the pre-1967 border of the State of Israel, and "crossing it" means going into the ancient Jewish regions of Judea and Samaria, AKA the West Bank.

And apparently is does make one's bowel movement more odorous, this according to the Sept. 30, 2013 PNN ( Palestine News Network) Headline : Israel Uses Settler Feces as Bio-Warfare.

Here is a quote from the article:

The Israeli army has developed a large vehicle for spraying sewage waste and feces at Palestinian protestors and homes, reportedly, in the towns of Abu Dis, Aizariah, Bil’in and Nabi Saleh. 
Spraying sewage waste has become so common a weapon used by the Israeli Army that the combination of sewage water, feces, and human urine has been named “skunk”.  B'Tselem reports that ‘skunk’ and the vehicle used to disperse it, have been added to Israel's armory for crowd control.

Here's a short youtube about the skunk mixture.

Let’s analyze this together. [Try to keep a straight face]

  1. Premise: The Palestine News Network reports only facts.
  2. Premise: The PNN made the scientific determination that the skunk mixture contains excrement of "settlers" (as per the story headline: Israel Uses Settler Feces as Bio-Warfare).
  3. Premise: The editorial board has no access to the Skunk laboratory, rather they identified the settler BM odor solely based on its distinct smell. 
  4. Conclusion: Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it: Crossing the Green Line into the Jewish villages of Judea and Samaria absolutely and positively affects the odor of one’s bowel movement.

The Skunk lifts its tail

I am shocked that the US State Department has not yet come out with a notice to US Citizens travelling in these areas.

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In truth, the Skunk potion is an incredible and ingenious invention by an Israeli startup for riot dispersion. Not a drop of waste is in it; to the contrary, it is entirely “green,” harmless and environmentally friendly.

The above story is another outrageous lie perpetrated openly and freely by our Arab foes. Do a search for the headline and see how the story is regurgitated repeatedly by websites and blogs the world over.

Perhaps I should have responded by entitling this story: Arabs Use Puke in Media Warfare.

Hat tip to Elder of Zion
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  1. Go IDF! This is great. Ingenious! Can I get some skunk for my next door neighbor's loud parties?
    Thanks Baruch!

  2. "I am shocked that the US State Department has not yet come out with a notice to US Citizens travelling in these areas." LOL!

  3. The classic line from the movie "Soylent Green" comes to mind: "People! It's made of people!" At least the audience realized that was a fantasy.

  4. Saw the youtube clip. It didn't say anything about human feces.

  5. This simply goes to show that if the Arabs and Palestinians can't find something truthful to denigrate the Jews, make something up. The fact is, when it comes to exposing murderous thugs Israelis do not need to make up anything. Murder and thuggery is bragged about by our enemies and the perpetrators are acclaimed as "freedom fighters" or "national heroes."

  6. All the evidence is only of dirty Jihad done by the devout -

    after all they can 'strike terror unto unbelievers using every stratagem of war'

    - kate b


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